For all of you home run derby and haiku lovers out there:
Chris Berman's trademark
Repetitive but classic
Back, back, back, back, gone!
Derby fan's lament
Prince has gone mad with power
No Ryan Howard.
Cano can hit bombs
Most of them are in New York.
I can hit there too.
Manny and Papi
A charismatic duo
Which one took more drugs?
Fielder smacks dingers
Baseball's version of Popeye
Fast food his spinach.
Cause for confusion
One of nature's mysteries
Weeks in home run derby.
Joey Bats can hit
Pigeons on upper deck seats
A Bautista Bomb!
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