Friday, November 5, 2010

Haiku - The Unmoderated Version

Well, if you read the Toronto Star's website, you likely know by now they are running a contest where fans can win a pair of tickets by submitting Haikus pertaining to the team's current plight, including captain Dion Phaneuf's injury. So, I've decided to come up with a few of my own, knowing full well they wouldn't pass the smell test with the moderators. So, I present to you, our great reading audience, the unmoderated versions, TTP style.

Leafs suck at shootouts
Sundin's backhand was the same
But he always scored

Truculence you say?
Where is the belligerence?
Suck a tit Burkey

Tim Brent at centre
John "I Suck" Mitchell as well
Matt Stajan, come back

Toskala was good
At letting 60 foot goals
Raycroft was as bad

The Raptors can't win
The Leafs are not much better
Ownership's a joke

1 comment:

G-Man said...

History's greatest poets could not have done any better. Well done Pistol.