Limerick

Here's an entry. Some will argue Kaberle's had a poor season beyond the first four games (but really, who hasn't?), so it pertains to the events over the last little while.

The Leafs have a pretty talented defenceman named Kaberle
Who for whatever reason Burke wants to trade away
Doing so would leave a hole
Even if he hasn't scored a goal
It'd be a tell-tale sign another season has gone astray.