Leafs Limericks

In commemoration of the Toronto Star's recent article inviting readers to submit Haiku's about the Maple Leafs; I would like to present an open invitation to all you Package Maniacs out there to submit your Leafs limericks.  Use the comment link at the bottom of this article to submit your limerick.  The best limerick (if anyone actually submits one) will be selected and featured on the website next week so there is a lot of incentive to put in the time to come up with a clever one!  In the mean time here is mine:

There once was a goalie name Giguere
When he was younger he had some more hair
His performance has regressed
And causes fans lots of stress
Now the mere sight of a save is quite rare.